I'm back!!!

Hey you guys!

Sorry for not writing for so long!!! I was SOOOOOO busy! It's like on Tuesday I went to the M.A.C. store and bought all the new Barbie products, but I had such hard time figuring out which pink lipstick looks better with which pink eye-shadow!

So, anyways, I got this weird e-mail:

What sort of lady do you think you are, exactly?

If you *really* were a true All-American Evangelical Born-Again Christian "technical virgin" taken-in-hand, baby-factory dimwit zealot like the rest of us, you would never, ever sign your posts XXX!

It's like, the Acronym of the Beast or something! And it also has to do with pornography. By the way, I don't know what pornography is. I just know that it's immodest and that it makes you break the contract in which you gave yourself to your father.

(No incest innuendo intended here. I don't even know what those words mean. Words having to do with impure topics and latin phrases were banned at my skool, i.e. the kitchen table.)

Anyhow, stop supporting pornography! Nudity is just unnatural! And it's against Christian marriage! And it promotes deviant behavior, like non-reproductive touching, women laying on top of their husbands, and S&M. (I don't know what that means either. I just went to a protest against it in front of a sex shop the other day, with my friends from my Christian Domestic Discipline club. It's was my B-day, and my hubby had taken me off of my shackles.)

So, I have to go now: my twins are crying, I still have to clean the house and cook my hubby's dinner, and I'm starting to have contractions again.

I had a nice time practising my typing skills. (I know, I shouldn't be on the computer. I hope my husband will discipline me and show me the error of my ways when he gets home.)

God Bless You,

I hope you burn in hell (you hypocritical harlot!),

A *real* lady,
Emma Bovary, 15 y-o

Some people are just insane!!! They use so many words I don't understand!! ok, all I want is for all women to stay virgins until they get married and maybe even after they do, until they want to have children. I think sex is wrong. For girls, I mean...like it's ok for guys to have sex...as long as there are no girls involved..at least no good christian girls.

My Blögg!!

Hey people!!

I'm starting a blog. I'm just so excited!! hehe

So who I am? I'm a sexy Christian girl who is really excited about life. Don't you think life is such a BEEEEEEEEAAAAAAUUUUUTIFUL gift from God?!?! And I also live in the best country in the world!! :p :p :p Guess where's that!! hehe

But some people just like to make it sound like life isn't that beautiful and God doesn't matter! I don't know why! Maybe they are terrorists.


So why do I start this blog? Because I'm fed up of those people!! Especially feminists! Ok, I really hate feminists. They make me sick. It's like all they can talk about is sex. By the way, I'm a virgin!!! I'm really proud!! :p :p Well, actually I'm a born-again virgin. But that totally doesn't matter. I did like some mistakes when I was younger, but I really regret it, and now I'm part of the Silver Ring Thing. Being abstinent is just so cool!! I've been abstinent for TWO months now and I'm really happy I made this choice. You should be abstinent too!!!

Ok, back to feminists. They say women should be equal to men and stuff. That's totally stupid. Hey, guys ARE stronger then us, girls, right? And I mean it both physically and emotionally (and it you don’t believe me GO READ THE BIBLE!!!!). We are born girls: so it's ok not to be like boys. Like me for example, I like make-up and sexy little tops and shopping and girly magazines and waxing my legs!! I'm just soooooooo ladylike, hehe :p But don't be fooled: I'm not just a nice body, I have a brain too! I go to college and I major in History of Art. Ok, I have to admit it’s SOOOO boring. First I thought History of Art is about design and stuff, but all we do is watching power-points about some old guys who paint fat ladies...yeeeeeewwwwwwwww.

But anyways, I was saying I am smart and all, but I'm still not a guy or anything. And thanks God!!! Some feminist girls at school ask me what I will do with my college degree. Hey, I'm no guy: I don't need to do anything with my college degree!! I'll just get married and become a mommy!!! I'm so exciting about becoming a mommy!! hehe

Yeah, anyways. Just to say I don't WANT to be like a man and have to work and all and be away from my family!!

Some feminist girls talk about like how not being equal is not ok because we all have same rights under the Constitution. I'm not sure what the constitution is, but I heard that people who wrote it didn't think women should have same rights, they just didn't write this down cause they thought that's already obvious. So I don't get it how you can say constitution makes women equal if people who wrote it didn't think women should be included in it. Ok, wow, that's too philosophical! hehe

It's like the right to vote!! Feminists say women should vote. I think that’s so retarded. Why would I go vote? I don’t even know who the parties are or like what are the issues. The only thing I know is that I’m against killing babies!!! But I don’t remember what crazy politician is ok with killing babies. See, I don't have time for politics: I need to hang out and have fun and go shopping, you know. And when I’ll get married I’ll vote the same thing as my husband anyways. Because a) I don't want to create problems by not having the same opinion as him and b) men are just naturally smarter and they know SOOOOO much about politics. So why should women vote? It's just more work for the people who count the votes and stuff.

Ok, I gotta go now. I hope you love my blog.

God bless you!!!!!
XXX