I'm back!!!

Hey you guys!

Sorry for not writing for so long!!! I was SOOOOOO busy! It's like on Tuesday I went to the M.A.C. store and bought all the new Barbie products, but I had such hard time figuring out which pink lipstick looks better with which pink eye-shadow!

So, anyways, I got this weird e-mail:

What sort of lady do you think you are, exactly?

If you *really* were a true All-American Evangelical Born-Again Christian "technical virgin" taken-in-hand, baby-factory dimwit zealot like the rest of us, you would never, ever sign your posts XXX!

It's like, the Acronym of the Beast or something! And it also has to do with pornography. By the way, I don't know what pornography is. I just know that it's immodest and that it makes you break the contract in which you gave yourself to your father.

(No incest innuendo intended here. I don't even know what those words mean. Words having to do with impure topics and latin phrases were banned at my skool, i.e. the kitchen table.)

Anyhow, stop supporting pornography! Nudity is just unnatural! And it's against Christian marriage! And it promotes deviant behavior, like non-reproductive touching, women laying on top of their husbands, and S&M. (I don't know what that means either. I just went to a protest against it in front of a sex shop the other day, with my friends from my Christian Domestic Discipline club. It's was my B-day, and my hubby had taken me off of my shackles.)

So, I have to go now: my twins are crying, I still have to clean the house and cook my hubby's dinner, and I'm starting to have contractions again.

I had a nice time practising my typing skills. (I know, I shouldn't be on the computer. I hope my husband will discipline me and show me the error of my ways when he gets home.)

God Bless You,

I hope you burn in hell (you hypocritical harlot!),

A *real* lady,
Emma Bovary, 15 y-o

Some people are just insane!!! They use so many words I don't understand!! ok, all I want is for all women to stay virgins until they get married and maybe even after they do, until they want to have children. I think sex is wrong. For girls, I mean...like it's ok for guys to have sex...as long as there are no girls involved..at least no good christian girls.